veronica_cali

Things not to say and things you don't wanna hear during sex!

2009-08-07T12:34:52Z

Cut that out!

OUCH!

Stop that hurts!

NO!

Wrong hole!

Are you in...?

NASTY!

You're loose!

Your lose!

Are you sure you are a virgin....?

Are you sure your not a virgin...?

GROSS!

EWWWWWWW!

Un-approved dirty talk!

Acceptable things to say during sex...

2009-08-07T12:31:43Z

You like that....?

What do you want...?

Harder?/HARDER!

More?/MORE!

Faster?/FASTER!

Good?/GOOD!

Like that?/Like that!

New position?/NEW POSITION!

What do you like...?

Are you Cumming...?

I'm cumming!

Is it good...?

OH YEAH!

You want more...?

How do you want it...?

I like this/that!

How do you like that...?

OH BABY!

I want you!

I'm so wet/so hard!

Pre-apprved dirty talk!

(Always something to decide apon before hand!)

I HATE

2009-07-26T08:43:54Z

kniving butt slut cunt queens...

such as kittie...

I am really going to kill her...

she fucked the guy I love....

so fuck her...

any plans on how to help me kill her...?

Wooot for homelessness

2009-05-18T05:06:55Z

so any suggestions...?
any at all...?
?????????????

I made some changes

2009-04-16T23:01:20Z

new piercings and new hair... YAY

Wow they can't keep me down...

2009-04-07T02:10:30Z

I'm back....
ha ha *giggles*

What have all of you been doing...?
my life has been quite up in the air for a while...

But I am finally on track and going to graduate whether they like it or not ha ha!

I haven't really heard from any of you so talk at me...

Funny actually I was recently befriended on a certain unmentionable networking website *cough* *cough* (MYSPACE) *cough* by a guy from china and he claimed he loved America and about how much he wanted to learn about american culture...

well it was kinda funny trying to explain to him that I was more a leader of my very own american Subculture so he wasn't really going to learn anything good about my country from me...

but trying to explain it to him.... wow that's another story...

he couldn't understand half of the words I used so he kept asking me it was terrible trying to explain it....

so whats up...?

Its Been Forever....

2008-11-01T04:15:11Z

Since I have been on here....

oye am I sick....

I just don't know whats been going on...

I am in Portland! YAY!

2008-07-29T18:28:08Z

It has really been forever since I have been on and posted...

I think that toe nail and toes and feet are nasty!

yick!

anyway...

I went out with my friends last night and shot pool....

and looked kick ass all dressed up...

THen I saw some Hott Russians....

it was awesome!

I luv Russians....

well hymm so I am so bored...

but later we should be partying!

YAY!

So I am doing the cool thing...

2008-07-14T19:23:10Z

Hanging With my bitch Lover Renee....
She is so sexy...

She is So freaking Georgeous...
I luv her! SO SO SO SO SO MUCh!
yeppers its true I am a blogging loser...
ha ha ha!

I'm a Piranha!

2008-07-09T06:17:22Z

Wow I am an uber loser!

2008-07-09T06:04:25Z

its been forever since I have been on

but I haven't been able to post so to make up for it I decided that I am so in love with a new web site...

So now I wanna share it with all you!

Share with everyone...

and gag your friends

Its so fucking funny!

http://www.ip-relay.com/

Do it Do it Do it!

LIVE IT LOVE IT DIG IT!

Missing this...

2008-07-02T00:23:50Z

Wow...
So even though i have never done coke all I can think
'bout is just a sweet line of crystaline powder flying into my brains...
Lighting a wild fire in my sinuses...
letting the blaze spread through my entire body....

At this point my mouth is watering all I want is to just FLY....
Go to columbia and just simply swim in it...
let my face rest in it!

How the snow will fall sprinkled across the land...

Where the white stuff goes...

2008-07-01T17:24:21Z

Like A bad disease,

I got it.

Laryngitis of the soul,

I don’t know what it is but I want it.

But don’t worry I’m a doctor,

Or at least I pretend to be.

Cause I’ve seen it done on TV hundreds of times.

You say you don’t like the crazy in me

But if you don’t then you

Must not like me at all…

Well I wish it was MINE!

2008-07-01T17:19:42Z

it's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
captain noodle saves the day day
silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday

twenty five and eleventeen and sometimes people are really mean
they'll stab you in the back and they'll punch you in the eye
they'll spit in your coffee and then laff when you cry
but me i would never purposely hurt you
i might give you a wet willie and a noogie or two
you are my brother from another mother
even when we argue we still love each other

it's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
captain noodle saves the day day
silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday

eleventeen and twenty five is a super duper long time to be alive
but you and me we've had our fun
think of all the wacky crazy messed up things we've done
like mp2k rock and rollin trying to be nice
singin dancin pissin pants avoiding pubic lice
remember the time we saw kenny g he wanted to hump you
that's what he told me

it's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
captain noodle saves the day day
silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
shaneena neeneena nay shaneena nee nee no nee no baby
shaneena nee nee no nay!
it's your birthday

All Of my Favorite things....

2008-07-01T05:36:04Z

All I really need...

Any help...?

Only in Big Cities

2008-07-01T04:54:26Z

THINGS TO DO @ A BORING BUS STOP! (around other people)

1. Start an argument with yourself... see if anyone else wants to join in on the debate!

2. Randomly smell people's hair!

3. Touch other people awkwardly! (NO GROPPING!)

4.  Pole dance badly on the bus stop sign!

5. Bring an extra shoelace and try to jump rope!

6. Act like a crack head...( ALL JUMPY WHEN YOU HEAR SOUNDS!)

7. Try to break dance and have everyone beat box while you dance!

8. Ask someone if they know he time but walk away before they answer! (only works if they have a watch or a cell phone!)

9. Ask someone which bus will get you closest to Nebraska!

10. Ask for change for your fare then use a bus pass or ticket to get on1

11. Slowly get closer to any individual @ the stop!

12. Act like you are with the government and there is about to be a raid!

13. Bring music and bubbles and start a rave!

14. Act like you've never seen a bus when it pulls up @ the stop.

15. act like your climbing a mountain when boarding the bus.

16. Walk very slowly to a seat then another etc...!

THINGS TO DO ONCE YOU ARE ON THE BUS!

1. Play musical bus seats with your personal music when you pause or the song changes switch seats!

2. Stare @ people for a long time then laugh manically!

3. Accidentally pull the stop signal a lot!

4. Ask the bus driver how far from Alaska you are and at your stop ask if they can give you directions there!

5. Start talking to an empty bus seat and carry on a full convo!

6. Start a Sing-a-Long (wheels on the bus...etc!)

7. Lick the windows (if you are brave..)

Pale is me

2008-07-01T04:43:30Z

I miss Hanging with her...

She is a true good friend!

veronica_cali @ 2008-06-30T21:22:00

2008-07-01T04:29:23Z

Ha Ha I was kinda happy!
That was my bday with my parents at my aunt patties!

Newbie

2008-07-01T04:22:05Z

Okies so this is my first blog...
So I am Officially a blogging loser!
YAY...
So whats now...?